Kiss, Marry, Kill – Book Characters

Helloooooo dear reader!

We’re doing something a bit different today. We’re doing a tag! I haven’t done a tag in aaaages, for 2 reasons:

  1. I took a break from tags a few months ago because I was a bit bored with them (I’m really sorry if I’ve missed your tag!).
  2. I haven’t been tagged in anything lately… (possibly because of the break I took a few months back)

But it all changes now!

The brilliant Orang-utan Librarian has brought me out of the shadows of the tagging world with this “Kiss, Marry, Kill” tag!

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ROUND 1: EDWARD CULLEN, JACOB BLACK, DRACO MALFOY

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Oh this is harder than I anticipated…

Kiss– Probably Draco Malfoy. Not because he’s oh-so-hot (he’s not) but through a process of elimination really.

MarryEdward. I can’t really think of a reason why, but at least he’s not as creepy as the other two.

Kill– Definitely Jacob Black. Even though he’s the most “kissable” of the three, he’s too much of a pedo (Has anyone read/watched Breaking Dawn? Eugh!)

 

ROUND 2: DEATH, GANDALF, WALDER FREY

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Hahahaha! What a selection! Imagine a dating show calling those three out to the stage? Poor, poor creature who has to choose between them. Oh, hold on a second… 

KissWalder Frey. A quick peck on the cheek counts as a kiss, right?

MarryGandalf! Who wouldn’t want a powerful wizard as a husband? You could live anywhere, do anything you want, travel all around the planet without a care in the world, because your wizard hubby can give you whatever you want! (We’ll simply ignore the fact that he is probably old enough to be my great-grandad).

KillDeath. Just for the irony of it… Haha!

 

ROUND 3: RAMSAY BOLTON, RONAN, VETINARI

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KissRonan. I have only read a few pages of “The Raven King” and oh boy, does he sound hot!

MarryVetinari. I don’t really know him, so this would be sort of like an arranged marriage where you only meet your partner on the day. I just hope he’s not a serial killer or anything like that…

KillRamsay Bolton! But it wouldn’t be just your average kill. He deserves a cruel, torturous kind of death.

 

ROUND 5: DUMBLEDORE, BAZ, MARK WATNEY

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Kiss– Probably Baz from Carry On. Which reminds me, I need to read that book!

Marry– Mark Watney. Ooooh yeah!

Kill– Dumbledore. I’m really, really sorry but I couldn’t kill any of the other two 😦 Plus, he has lived a long and happy life, right? How old was he? 150, give or take a decade or two?)

 

ROUND 6: RICHARD III, FRANKENSTEIN’S MONSTER, SMAUG

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Oh my…

Kiss– Frankenstein. He’s just a misunderstood creature, really. Poor monster.

Marry– Richard III. I don’t know much about him to be honest, but I know that if I was married to the king of England I would be safer and healthier than everyone else in the kingdom.

Kill– Smaug. Just look at those evil eyes! It would clearly be a matter of self-defense.

 

ROUND 7: HARRY POTTER, PRINCE MYSHKIN, SIRIUS BLACK

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Kiss– Harry Potter. But the one from the books, not the films. (I don’t see what people see in Daniel Radcliffe. Sorry.)

Marry– Sirius Black! Then maybe I’d be there to protect him from that b*** Bellatrix on that fateful day in the Ministry of Magic!

Kill– Prince Myshkin. Nothing personal. It’s just because I don’t know who he is.

 

ROUND 8: IAGO, RASKOLNIKOV, VOLDEMORT

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Kiss– Raskolnikov. I don’t really know who he is, but he can’t be worse than the other two, right?

Marry– Iago. If he starts plotting my death and world domination I can just lock him up in his cage with a beak stuffed with crackers.

Kill– Voldemort. He deserves it.

 

ROUND 9: CHRISTIAN GREY, THEON GREYJOY, DORIAN GRAY

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All the Greys!

Kiss– Christian Grey. Just a kiss though! I wouldn’t want him to stalk me after that…

Marry– Theon Greyjoy. I feel kind of sorry for him, and he’s the least scary out of the three.

Kill– Dorian Gray. He does kill people, so I can feel pretty guilt-free about it (Sorry Orang-utan, I just had to steal this one)

 

ROUND 10: AIDAN, JOFFREY BARATHEON, THE HOUND

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Kiss– N/A

Marry– N/A

Kill– Aidan (don’t know him), the Hound (don’t trust him), JOFFREY (Die, die, diiieee!)

 

Oh I had forgotten how much fun tags can be (and how they make you think about your life choices! Haha!) Would you have made different choices? Let me know in the comments!

 

 

I now tag:

Fadwa @WordWonders

Jenn, Caitlynn and Eden @ThriceRead

Marie @DrizzleandHurricaneBooks

Michelle @BookAdventures

And you! Yes you, reading this right now.

I hope you’ve enjoyed this tag as much as I have 😀 

 

 

 

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